Coolest Cat On The Block.

Coolest Cat On The Block.
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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Hungry for a Sandwich

I am so fucking horny that I can barely take it, and that is the point. I can't really say I am into orgasm denial but when I hold out a little longer I think it makes it all the better. I am picturing a fantasy where my wife is unaware that my lover is into her and makes an unexpected move. Here is how it plays out in my head.


(me) "Honey, John's is going to stop by for some coffee this morning after I drop the kids off at daycare."


(Julie) " O.k. I'm jumping in the shower, I will see you when you get back."

After the kids are dropped off and all is well John comes over and is enjoying a hot cup of Joe when she walks into the living room after her shower wearing her bathrobe with her hair up in a towel.


(Julie) " Oh, hey John (looks a little surprised that he is here so promptly).

At this point he has got some serious chubby action going on because he knows what is playing out and she notices his excitement as well. She comes back from the kitchen with her cup of coffee and plops down in the chair across from him and slightly kitty corner from where I am sitting. She seems a little more reserved than normal as she sips on the coffee while listening to the idle chit chat between us. The funny part is that I know she never puts on her panties or bra before she lotions up and gets dressed for the day. So right there in front of him my wife is one wardrobe malfunction away from showing off the goods. I not going to lie and say she is model material. Her body is curvy with emphasis on her breasts and ass. I know that John isn't going to mind because he is the horniest guy I know and a little plus size makes no difference to either of us.



It is time to plant the seed by switching topics that will surely get her paying more attention to our conversation then the TV.




(me) " So, how are things at home with Jen?"


(him) "I don't know, were in a bit of a dry spell right now."


(me) "Still no sex huh?"

John follows my lead.


(him) "she is still bitching that my cock hurts her pussy."


Out of the corner of my eye I can see that she is now much more attentive and definitely all ears.

(Me) " Can't get it up?"


(Him) "no, she says its just too big, it hurts her pussy."


(me) "Now your making me laugh!"


(Him) "Fuck you Asshole!"


(me) "Prove it!"


I can see Julie shift nervously in her chair as she listens.


(him) "What?"




(me) " I said PROVE IT, take you cock out and show us, she can tell you if it is big or not."


She starts to stand up.

(Julie) " o.k. I am out of here, you guys are fucking cra...."


To late. John is pulling his cock out of his pants as she speaks stopping her from continuing and dropping her mouth at the same time. His cock isn't completely hard yet but it is growing fast and he is not disappointing anyone. The head of his cock is well shaped and cut, his shaft is thick and long and interestingly enough she is having a hard time taking her eyes off of it. I reach over and start to stroke his cock maintaining eye contact with her the whole time.



(Julie) "What are you doing Alex?"





(me) "isn't it obvious?" " I stroking John's cock for him"





(Julie) " how long has this been going on for?"





(me) " Long enough." "that shouldn't really be your concern right now anyways, should it?"



She seems mesmerized by each stroke and not even remotely concerned that I am helping John stiffen up. He seems to be into it too slightly bucking his hips with each stroke as a small amount of precum starts to leak out of the head of his cock. He is eyeing her up now probably wondering what she has on under the robe.



(me) "Honey do you like what you see?"



No verbal just a firm head nod.





(me) "maybe you would be more comfortable if you take your robe off?"





Down the robe goes lying in a heap at her feet. Her nudity is beautiful. Her nipples are rock hard and stick out like giant erasers against her pale skin. Her breasts are rounded and surprisingly firm for having 2 children. Her pussy is waxed clean without a single stray hair in sight and her pussy lips are starting to swell slightly with excitement. She finds the arms of the chair and sits back with a smile and a look that I have never seen before. Once she is seated her legs spread with her ankles up against her ass which makes her look like she is squatting in the chair. With one hand she parts her pussy and gives John and I a full view of just how wet she is. Cloudy fluid has accumulated at the opening of her pussy and is running down her perineum and over the crack of her ass onto the chair. John obviously approves because his dick is full on vein on vein and his precum is really flowing now. I lean over and suck the precum off his cock which elicits a tiny, almost inaudible sigh from her. I think to myself a reaction like that must be a good indication that the idea of John and I together turns her on because she is really getting into pleasing herself while I stroke him. I have a hard time taking John all the way in my mouth because of his size and a slightly sensitive gag reflex on my part. No matter though as I like the shaft of his cock working my way up to the velvety head. John tilts his head back and lets out a huff as I make it around the head of his cock with my lips and tongue.



(John) " that's enough buddy, I don't want to nut yet." as he pushes my head away.

It is pretty obvious what he wants. I give him an approving nod that gives him the green light to have his way with her. As far as I know she has always been faithful to me and has not had another cock inside her for 10 years which may explain her obvious excitement. We have occasionally talked about crazy fantasies when we fuck but that is really all the farther it ever went until now. I consider my dick small compared to his but in reality I am just average which never seemed to bother her. John has always been a bit impulsive and skips right over going down on her in favor of rubbing the head of his cock over her clit and opening of her pussy.
Julie looks mildly disappointed that he didn't at least give her a little lick as she shoots me a look that says "When he is finished you are coming over her and giving me what I want!" What she doesn't know is I am counting on sucking their cum out of her. John starts to work the head of his cock into her pussy just a little at a time before he withdrawals it and starts over again. This type of cock tease drives Julie nuts. Before long her torso turns flush and her hips are bucking against him trying to get every inch he has to offer. I can tell John is having a hard time maintaining his composure and it won't be long before he unloads into her. At this point she is practically begging him to give it all to her and right on cue he thrusts the entire length of his cock in. He's big and it shows on her face. Now comes the pillow talk. Normally Julie is reserved and proper in most settings, but get her going in the bedroom and she is worse than a sailor come to shore during leave.

(Julie) "Ohh you motherfucker, fuck, fuck, fuck... you have no idea how good this feels."

At this point I am enjoying my own personal porn show starring my two favorite people. My cock is hard and it feels so good as my hand slides back and forth.

(Julie) " I want your cum soooo bad Johnny, please cum in me."

That is all the more it takes and John starts to go through his routine of harder faster thrusts followed by animalistic grunts and finally a loud AGGGGH!!!! at the end to signify his victory. All the while Julie is rubbing her clit raw and moaning along side of him. I am not surprised that she didn't get off, in part I think because she wants me to finish her orally. Oral has always been my "thing" for as long as I could remember. At night when I was younger living at home with my parents I would fantasize about sucking and licking my latest crushes clit to orgasm. I crawl over to what is left of Julie's pussy after he finishes fucking her to find her pussy red, raw and swollen. Her opening is large and I can see Johns cum starting to leak out of her.

(Julie) "make sure you don't miss anything." " I want you to eat it all."

I love it when she pushes me around in such an authorative manor. It is a huge turn on when she is confident. I stick my tongue directly into her pussy and lick/suck all the warm salty/sweet cum out of her. I am in heaven. I move up to her clit and for the first time notice the size. Julie has a decent size clit when she is arroused but she is so turned on and swollen that someone could mistake her for having hyperspadism. I start to make small circles around her clit making sure I don't spend too much time directly over it.

(Julie) OOO baby thats gooood, fuck me with your fingers to baby."

One by one I insert 3 fingers into her hot pussy while I tongue fuck her clit. With my other hand I find my cock and start to rub the head.

I knew it wouldn't be too long and John would be right in the action again

(Me) "KY's in my top nightstand drawer" Which sounds kind of muffled with my face buried in Julies muff.

(Julie) "YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS?"

(Me) "Just watch, I think you will like it."

John returns with the KY and spends no time rubbing it all over his cock. I am almost always the bottom unless he is just itching to have a cock in his ass which is seldom. I am ok with this arrangement because I prefer to get off in a woman as opposed to a man. When it comes to John and anal I have 2 rules for him to follow otherwise the deal is off almost instantly. Number one: You must use KY before you stick that thing in my ass. Number 2: Let me work on getting it in initially before you go nuts on my ass. Normally John follows the rules pretty well because he knows he will get cut off and possibly punched for breaking either one. Just because I like cock doesn't mean I am a sissy boy. So....back to the story, Julie is in the chair pinching her nipples, I am on my knees eating her and stroking myself and John is lining up his massive prick with my hot ass. I say hot because John has always told me the the tempeture inside my ass is really hot physically which is a huge turn on for him, not to mention the smoothness and tightness of my fuck hole. John holds his cock steady and I start to rock back and forth allowing more of his cock to enter me each time. Before long He is all the way in and it is time for him to take over.
I am sure it may have looked funny but all of us were like one giant fuck machine. Julie was the first to go. It wasn't hard to see coming, gradually her hips start to move in time with each stroke of my tongue. Next her moaning starts to esculate and her hips are grinding against my face and the dirty talk starts all over again.

(Julie) "Oh that's right eat momma's pussy real good, you know you like it." "Look at you taking all of Johns cock like a good boy." " ohh this is it........"

And she explodes in my mouth, her warm sweet pussy juice fills my mouth and down my throat as I swallow to avoid drowning. This is all the stimulation I need and my cock is spurting out ropes of jiz all over the carpet. I am sure the contractions in my cock are doing a number on Johns cock and he is dumping a big warm load right in my ass. We all collapse into our respective spots on the floor and chair with long sighs and smiles painted on our face

(Julie) "so boys, how long before your ready again?"

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

M is for Magnum

And in a big way, as in 9 inches of hard cock in your ass Magnum. I met "L" yesterday for an all out fuck fest and ended up getting fucked in the ass twice. I can honestly tell you I had an awesome time riding his enormous prick like a fucking horny cowgirl. I loved the feeling of his cock deep inside me while I rock back and forth while stroking my own cock. I also love it when I lay on my belly and he mounts me from behind and pounds me like an animal until he can't take it any more and he cums inside my ass. He looks at me and says "fuck! your asshole is the size of a fucking coke can!" and I say " Hey brokeback have you looked at your cock lately?, Its the size of a fucking coke can!". Good times!

Monday, January 3, 2011

The "GUY" thing

Going to suck and be fucked tomorrow!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

In need

The New Year finds me horny and looking for a fix.