Coolest Cat On The Block.

Coolest Cat On The Block.
What....I like cookies.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Almost caught in the act

The problem with writing out your fantasies is that in the process you become a little horny. Normally this isn't a problem at home however when you are at WORK it can be slightly challenging. Case in point, I have been teasing my coworker all day by grabbing his cock and rubbing it through his pants as well as sucking on him for short periods of time. It doesn't take much of this and he is nearly ready to explode. Before too long he is shooting his warm load into my mouth and like a greedy little whore that I am, I swallow it all down. All is good right? Wrong. I need release now and unfortunately I need more stimulation then a blow job can offer. So the story goes... I find a quiet little place with a lock on the door and computer access and go to it. I love to stroke my Cock and I am not afraid to admit it, I think it is sexy when anybody masturbates, be it man or woman. So I am going at it looking as some porn online and I get just about to the point of no return when I hear keys jingling in the lock. FUCK ME! Now it goes without saying that it would be slightly awkward to be caught but worse if the person catching happens to be my boss. Sure enough Murphy's law pulls through and in he walks. I had my cock back in my pants and had been able to minimize the porn before he walked in but now I need to convince him that all is well. Normally the room is used for special tasks and remains vacant most of the time however I all ways plan ahead and have an "escape route" planned just in case. It happens that I knew of a special project that needed completion before the first of the year and access all the files necessary and had dummy paperwork laid out just in case. He comes in and looks at me and with a surprised look on his face and says " this is exactly why you performance appraisals are always excellent, you are always one step ahead of me and I am supposed to be your boss". I chuckled with almost a sigh of relief mixed in and just smiled as he closed the door and went about his business. Now that was close, but on the upside my boss thinks I am Johnny on the spot. Downside....no cum and all the hornyness is scared right out of me. Oh well, better luck next time.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Merry fucking Christmas

I have been on vacation all week but I did manage to sneak out for a good ass fucking last week before the holidays. Here is how it panned out. He begs me to come to his place after work for a quick blow job ( apparently I have a knack for giving head) and I call the wife and tell her I am helping him move boxes into his apartment. After work I drive over and meet him at the bottom of his stairs and it looks like he is anticipating a good time by the looks of his shorts. I pulled off his boxers to find his massive swollen cock waiting for me. What he doesn't know is I have planned a little more time than he has. I spend just a few minutes sucking on him before I come up for air and tell him to mount me from behind. The look on his face was priceless. I laid on my stomach and spread my legs. He climbed on top and poured the lube over his cock and fingered my ass with his finger. I loved the way his hardness pushed against my tightened sphincter and how I could hear his breathing speed up anticipating the moment of penetration. slowly he eased his cock into my ass just an inch in and then out until my ass relaxed and allowed for more. He was laying on top of me pinning me to the mattress and my up facing ear was open to hear all of his moaning and pillow talk. In return I pillow talked back telling him to FUCK my dirty ass. I closed my legs allowing him to have his knees on either side of me and also trapping more of his cock against my lubed up skin. It wasn't long and I could tell it was time for him to cum, each thrust more powerful then the last until he was shooting his hot jizz in spurts inside of me. I looked back as he pulled out to see a long stream cum drip off his cock. He was spent and I could tell he enjoyed himself by the look on his face. I can't wait to get it again.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Any suggestions on how to get fucked in the ass so it is enjoyable?

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Snow anybody?

Massive snow storm in the upper Midwest! The streets are clogged and this is the second day of "snow emergency". Despite the excess of cold white stuff I have managed to get some white stuff of my own. I sucked "J" off yesterday in his office with the door closed which was awesome for both. I sucked and licked and stroked him to my delight. I turns out he has never had anyone lick the underside of his shaft just below the opening to his urethra. Boy did he go wild. I could hear his panting and quieted moans every time I licked and then took him ALL the way into my mouth allowing him to hit the back of my throat. He didn't stand a chance and before too long his hips were bucking and he came all over my lips.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Three is company

Just sitting here thinking about a MMF threesome and how much fun that would be if all parties were helping each other. I am picturing getting fucked from behind while going down on her with her black stocking legs wrapped around my head. I would be stroking my own cock with one hand and shoving 2 or three fingers into her pussy while he is pounding my tight ass faster and faster. I might be in trouble if they both cum at the same time because she is going to nearly break my neck with her legs and he will undoubtedly get a little too rough when all this is going on. Once they have came I think it is time for them to fight over my cock, taking turns trying to suck the cum out of me.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Good Gravy

Turns out I might just be a cocksucker after all. Earlier today my "friend" dropped his pants and let out his monster cock for me to say "hello" to. As I worked his cock with my mouth he became harder and harder. His hips started to pump to his own intrinsic rhythm and my mouth became his fuck hole. This is new to me having been hetero for all my life. I enjoyed him fucking my mouth faster and faster and the head of his giant cock hitting the back of my throat. Normally I wouldn't be so keen on having my airway blocked but this shit is off the hook HOT! I could hear his breathing speed up and then stop at the exact moment he was ready to unload all of his hot cum in my mouth. His cock must have been so far in that it never touched my tongue until he pulled out of my mouth, at which point I sucked off what was left of his load with a satisfying smile. Motherfucker was that fun.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

I guess I do dare.

The point of no return has finally come. I have contemplated my attraction to men over the years, occasionally having vivid dreams about sexual interactions with them. A long time ago I managed to fool around with a friend when I was a kid during a sleep over but it never happened again after that night. I have kept a very "handsy" friend (who I know is bisexual) at bay for about 5 years now, however things have changed dramatically. My friend has always been somewhat touchy feely since we have know one another. A brush against my cock here and an ass grab there but never much more then that until about a month ago. About a month ago he started to grab onto my cock quickly once or twice a day and I will always fake disapproval or even say his name with disgust but on Monday I reached over and returned the favor! The look on his face was PRICELESS. Behind closed doors at work I asked him to show me his cock. He practically unrolled it and it was glorious. His cock is about 8.5 inches long and difficult to wrap my hand around. So beautiful was the sight of his cock that I knelt down and wrapped my mouth around it. This experience did not disappoint. His cock was soft and felt so nice in my mouth, silky and velvety on my tongue. I have no prior experience with men other than I am a man myself but I was enjoying this immensely. I have a new found respect for anybody who likes to suck cock and I wish I had tried this earlier. During the rest of the week I have frequently entered his office and shut the door and demanded that he pull out his cock just so I can suck on him. He hasn't cum yet but we don't have that kind of time or privacy. I am an anal virgin and I have serious reservations about straddling his cock but I want to feel him in me and I need to feel him pump his hot load of jizz into my ass. I imagine this will happen soon.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Mature for me fantasy

For as long as I can remember I have always fantasized about having an impromptu fuck session with an older woman. On a few instances this has come true but not quite the way I pictured it. I picture walking in on my best friends mom with her knees spread apart, one hand is pinching and twisting one of her large nipples and the other between her legs making slow circles around her meaty clit.
Luckily, she prefers to keep her pussy shaved neatly which makes it easy for me to see her get wetter as she goes along. Her eyes are closed and she is moaning my name softly under her breath. It's pretty clear that she is into this because she hasn't notice me unzipping my pants to release the raging hard on in my pants. I don't think I have ever been this hard before, the head of my cock looks huge in my hand , so much so that I have a hard time believing that it is even mine. I start stroking my cock slowly at first then faster but I don't want to cum yet. I need to prolong this so I can enjoy it as much as possible before it is all over. The hand that was previously occupied with her nipple now reaches over feeling blindly for something under the covers. The rhythmic circles massaging her clit are now just a little bit faster and harder as she grips a large skin toned dildo.

I have never seen anything like it, it is clearly bigger than me and a little longer too, oddly enough I am turned on by the thought of watching her using it on herself. She slowly advances the phallus into her pussy an inch at a time back and forth until I can see the false cock glistening with her cum. I can see her pussy stretch for her friend and her face contorts like someone is forcing it into her. " Oh baby... yes.... fuck me....fuck me, shove the big hard cock in me". I can barely hold on anymore, as I look down I can see the precum starting to leak out of my cock, with my finger I wipe some off and taste it. Her hips are now bucking up and down and I can see tiny beads of sweat forming on her forehead and beneath her breasts. Without warning she opens her eyes and looks directly at me. My heart drops into my feet. Her hand clamps over her mouth for an instant as if she is embarrassed. I wonder if she is embarrassed that she was caught or the fact that I know how she feels about me? A tortuously long moment goes as she looks at my nakedness and then as if making a silent decision she beckons for me to come closer.

To my disapproval she slowly removes the giant cock from her pussy and sets it next to her on the bed, as she notices my disapproval she smiles slightly, almost knowingly.

" This is not exactly how I planned it you know" she says as she grabs on to my cock and leans over to taste me with her mouth. "But it will do".

" Did you like watching me?" she hums around my swollen cock.All I can do is nod my head up and down and breath heavily while she continues to rub me.

"Are you turned on by watching an older women get off Alex?" she whispers in between slurps. I nod silently, gripping the sides of my pants with each passing moment of pleasure and erotic excitement. With a wicked smile she takes my entire cock in her mouth. To feel her warm mouth around me is almost more then I can take.

"Please stop, I going to cum" I whimper, hoping she will understand. She almost looks hurt at this request, but I know she understands my feeble plea and acquiesces.

"Have you ever gone down on a woman Alex?"


I shake my head wearily "No Ma'am".


Without saying anything to me she guides my head down between her legs and gently lifts her hips to meet my eager mouth. She is silky, smooth and gives off a musky scent I find to be very sexy. She tastes even better then the aroma that she exudes. My tongue feels clumsy at first but with a little coaching and some patience on her part I start to find her needs more easily. Soon the slight bucking motion of her hips turns into forceful gyrating that strengthens with each passing moment.

"Ohhh your doin so gooooood baby!" she purrs as I continue to try and stay in pace with her movements. The gyrating, the breathing, the sweating, the filthy talk is all leading to the moment I have fatasized about many times before. The way she moves back and forth make her hips look like they are on a guided track, back and forth, back and forth over my face and tongue.

"Fuck, Fuck....FUCK!!!", "OHHH baby I'm CUMMING!!!!!", " FUCK MOMMA WITH YOUR FACE, OH ....YOU DIRTY FUCK!!". Her body arch's like electricity is suddenly running though it. Spasming to the point of breaking, she is suspended in mid air my only her heels and her elbows with her head tilted far back almost touching the bed. Her warm cum gushes into my greedy mouth as she convulses with pleasure. Reaching the peak of her orgasm she collapses back into bed and lets out a loud satisfied sigh.

Several minutes later she looks directly at me and says with a coy smile "Now I suppose its your turn?" She gently pushes me back into the bed and straddles me. Rather then taking me all at once she purposefully guides my cock in slow circles around the entrance to her pussy and asshole.

"I know you want to cum now baby" she purrs " but be patient with Momma, this is way better!" I can feel her wetness and the heat from her pussy and I let out a soft groan of pleasure.

"See" she says as if she is gloating.

I do "see" but I want desperately to cum so I advance my hips upward sliding my cock all the way in her without her permission.

"OHH" she gasps with a crooked familiar smile. I grip her breasts and nipples firmly until she tilts her head back with satisfaction. Her hips move almost as if she is dancing to music that I can't hear. Faster and faster, her pussy seems to be even wetter than before. It's not long and my cock hardens and shoots giant warm load of my cum right into her pussy.

" It's a good thing I can't get knocked up" she comments while looking at all of the jizz slowly oozing out of her. I lay back exhausted, thrilled and a somewhat nervous.

"What if Dan finds out?" I blurt out with a panicky overtone in my voice.

"Dan?" she says laughing. "I think he already knows." she points to the small opening in her closet door where he is hiding.

"Come out honey." she says my best friends dad. He comes out with his own cock in hand, cum running over his fingers and fist.

" I surprised you didn't hear me cum Alex" he says in a deep baritone voice with an equally crooked smile on his face. As I watch he walks over to his wife and sticks out his cum covered hand for her to lick off. She grabs his hand and slurps off all the remaining jizz with obnoxious smacking sounds until she is satisfied.


"We should do this again" she says with a evil glint in her eye. "This time Dan will show you how he likes to do things!"



To be continued.....

Slight deviaton from the schedule

Sorry, I had initially planned on writing a story about a dinner seduction however I am compelled to write about a night a had a about 2 years ago. My wife and I have always taken in strays when we could, sisters, best friends and in this case a coworker that was down on her luck. I will call her Sarah (not her real name) for the purpose of remaining anonymous had just started a new job and was a single mother with nowhere to stay in the immediate area. We opened the doors to our home and allowed her to stay with us for as long as needed until she got back on her feet. Sarah stayed in our guest bedroom and used the guest bathroom and stayed to herself most of the time. She was pretty in her own ways, she had beautiful brown hair that hung at her shoulders, ample breasts and a very nice round ass. Most of the year spent with us was uneventful however occasionally she would afford me a glance at here big round breasts hidden behind tee shirt material but without a bra. I could make out the vague outline of her nipples and aureole when I glanced at her and for a split second I think she realized that I might be checking her out but strangely enough she didn't say a word. There were nights I would stroke my cock as hard as I could thinking about her making her way into my bedroom and crawling under the covers with me. My wife works the night shift and was not frequently home during most of this time which allowed me free reign to fuck myself as much as I liked without having to explain myself. As a rule I always close the door to my room for privacy and out of respect for Sarah however the latch on the door did not secure tightly and the cat let herself in without my knowing it. I remember picturing Sarah straddled over my face wearing here opaque black thigh highs an parting her smooth shaved pussy lips to expose her large clit. As I pictured her sliding her own well lubricated finger in her ass as fast as she could while I licked her to climax and drank her cum.... I must have been making a bit to much noise. As I shot a huge load of warm cum all over my belly and chest I glanced up into the mirror across the bedroom to notice a dark figure dart away from the doorway quickly. Was she watching? I could picture her standing in the dark with her hand down her pajama bottoms working her clit as fast as she could, her own juice running down her thighs. I quickly got up and cleaned up the cum on my chest and stomach and walked out into the hall. Her door was closed. As I turned around to head back to my room I heard the singular most erotic thing I think I have ever heard in my life. In the silence I heard an escalating "ooooOOOHHHH!" followed by silence. SHE HAD JUST ORGASMED! More specifically orgasmed after watching me get off. I was elated to know I could turn her on. I pictured her fingers sliding in and out of her wet hole while her other hand worked her clit rubbing in ever narrowing circles until the final moment where her pussy gushed her own cum all over her fingers and the futon. Had I been in the room with her I would have immediately sucked her juices off her fingers tasting her saltiness in my mouth. Alas nothing had happened afterward but I have often thought about texting her to just say " I know you were there", But that is a different story all together.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Do I dare?

I have a fantasy that involves a co-worker that has basically groped me for the last 5 years. I think it started out innocently enough but now I frequently think about the things I would do to him. We are standing in a room at work behind closed doors and I slowly pull down his pants (to his futile plea "not here", "NOT HERE") to expose his cock that is giving away his true feelings about what I will do next. I can imagine grabbing the shaft of his cock (average in size, I don't want to be to ambitious right out of the gate) and wrapping my lips around the head. I can hear his breathing speed up and low moaning start at the same time his hips are starting to gyrate with my sucking. His cock tastes good in my mouth and I enjoy the softness of his member. My hand starts to stroke his cock in between sucks and now his eyes are closed and he keeps whispering "don't stop now", "keep sucking". His cock starts to get harder and I can feel him swell in my mouth as he gasps and shoots a giant load of cum over my lips and face. I can't believe how warm it is on my skin and I really enjoy this part. Saying nothing, I get to my feet and wipe of as much jizz as possible, leaving him with a blank expression on his face. Next up...diner date with a seductive lady in her favorite pair of black thigh highs.

What can I say?

I am tired of fighting who I am. I enjoy sex, thinking about sex with both women and men. I live in a closed minded community with very little tolerance for what I consider to be normal human feelings and behavior. I love erotica and usually masturbate at least once a day on principal alone. I get hard thinking about other men and women getting off and would love to watch. I consider myself Bi but have only experimented with another male when I was younger, I sucked on his cock (which I enjoyed) and fucked him in the ass. I love women and love to please orally. I don't have a monster 11 inch porno cock but I like what I have (6.5 inches, maybe 7 on a good day). I have a Stocking, thigh high and sock fetish which I am kinda sensitive to if teased about it. I have been married to the same woman for ten years and love her but she does not share the same interests as I do sexually, and this is slightly frustrating. I long to be released to feel free and uninhibited in my sex life. I plan on writing erotic stories here in the hopes of meeting people who share my same outlook on life and sex.